What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?